• germans: ok, so our country is called Deutschland
  • the french: got it. the country of Allemagne
  • germans: ...no? that doesn't even sound like it
  • the english: oh no, we got it, it's Germany
  • germans: not even close
  • the polish: it's Niemcy, right?
  • germans: how are you each getting it wrong in a completely different way
  • danes: Tyskland
  • lithuanians: Vokietija
  • slovakians: Nemecko
  • germans: ...
  • finns: Saksa
  • germans: you know what? sure. whatever